Mr. Edison Chen, take my advice…

Mr. Chen,

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I came across your blog http://www.clotinc.com/blogs/public/edc/ Seems that you’re having some problems with sex scandal rumours spreading like wildfire?

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If you ever come across here, seek no further as i’ve got 2 HEAVY WEIGHT KILLA’ LINES serving as guidance that is applicable for ANYONE!

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Other than being so ever busy in the entertainment industry, thou shalt look at international news and dig out your archieve of sex scandal countermeasures kit.

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But to highlight the BEST-EST I know of, just response with either 1 below.

For international audience, just say…

“My fellow Americans fans, I did not have sex with that woman those women”

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For local annoying paparazzis, hit ‘em hard with…

“It looks like me, it sounds like me, but…

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I mean, yeah, you are a helluva celebrity, but if the above 2 can work for a PRESIDENT & a LAWYER with DATUK status ship, actor not so big time only mah right?

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Anyway, all the best trying!

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