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Mr. Chen,

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I came across your blog http://www.clotinc.com/blogs/public/edc/ Seems that you’re having some problems with sex scandal rumours spreading like wildfire?

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If you ever come across here, seek no further as i’ve got 2 HEAVY WEIGHT KILLA’ LINES serving as guidance that is applicable for ANYONE!

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Other than being so ever busy in the entertainment industry, thou shalt look at international news and dig out your archieve of sex scandal countermeasures kit.

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But to highlight the BEST-EST I know of, just response with either 1 below.

For international audience, just say…

“My fellow Americans fans, I did not have sex with that woman those women”

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For local annoying paparazzis, hit ‘em hard with…

“It looks like me, it sounds like me, but…

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I mean, yeah, you are a helluva celebrity, but if the above 2 can work for a PRESIDENT & a LAWYER with DATUK status ship, actor not so big time only mah right?

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Anyway, all the best trying!

Ironic to talk about cheese when the year of rat is about to come? I thought so too…

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On the other day, while shopping with Brendon @ 1U, we failed to get any CNY clothes of our likings, or more to brendon’s likings…

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Anyway, we spent some time in MPH and i went through 2 self-help books. 1 of ‘em is the one who may have heard of quite oftenly - "Who Moved My Cheese?"

In_a nutshell, I find this book to be helpful for those needing advices when facing changes.

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Its a simple book and all you have to remember from it would be…

1. They keep moving the cheese
2. Get ready for the cheese to move
3. Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old
4. The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you can enjoy new cheese
5. Move with the cheese
6. Savor the adventure and enjoy the taste of new cheese!
7. They keep moving the cheese

and it actually reads…

1. Change happens
2. Anticipate change
3. Monitor change
4. Adapt to change quickly
5. Change
6. Enjoy Change
7. Be ready to change quickly and enjoy it again & again