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Dear all,

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Welcome to the 5 minutes session of FUN  in English, proudly brought to you by Kelvin Thong & rakan-rakan. Today, we’ll learn more about the word IRONIC!

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IRONIC - sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply “coincidental” or “improbable,” in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly.

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This word was also popularized by crazy pop star Alanis Morissette in her hit single "IRONIC" where you hear "Well isn’t it ironic..? Don’t you think..? Its like raaaaining… on your wedding day! Its a free ride… when you’ve already paid..! Its a good advise… when you just stand and take! And who would have thought, it figures!!!"

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BUT, there are certain comments & critics to her song when they don’t see any relation of "IRONIC" when she sings "It’s like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife…"

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So, what is a better example of ironic? See below for best practises for the word IRONIC.

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Friday 25th Aug 2006 - My work ends at 6p.m. There was a storm going on & I can see Police trucks towing sampan & ambulances rushing around. I waited in the office until 8p.m., hopefully to beat the traffic. Nothing seems to ease up. I decided to move on, knowing that mom is home & waited for me to celebrate my birthday.

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Without further delay, I got into my car. Owh dear lord, the entire road was like a huge car park… nothing was moving, except the snail next to my car, which eventually overtook my car. DAMMIT.

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Patience was the essense… but everyone’s patience has got a limit. Mine exploded when I’m in a serious bumper-to-bumper crawl, (I won’t even say crawl as its not moving) AND AT THE SAME TIME, rockstar Bon Jovi was rocking the radio station and singing out loud & keeps repeating himself with "Who says…? You can’t go home? Been all around the world & as a matter of fact…" After Bon Jovi finishes with his "Its alright! Its alright! Its alright! Its alright!" I see the retarded snail overtook the car in front of me…

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NOW THAT MY FRIENDS…..! THAT!! IS IRONIC. Thank you for attending my lesson, and have a good weekend.- Class dismissed  "Its alright..! Its alright..! Its alright..! Its alright..!"

Finally, I became a confirmed staff on the 1st of August 2006. Hurray? What makes you think that its a good thing…? Well, I gave myself 6 months of trial & probation period and it took around 8 months for me to confirm. Sigh* Hardcore sales company, must bombard them with big accounts and huge revenue then only they will confirm your employment.

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Anyway, I feel quite fucked up for the below reasons:

• The one who hires me has left before me
• The one who assisted in growing my business line is leaving
• And the one who influenced me to take up this managerial position is unhappy and very much demotivated…

Man… this feels like shit man, my first managerial position and I feel like shit. God help me…

You won’t believe this… I know I didn’t… But its still hilarious to view the below link:-

http://www.friendster.com/8668372

Well Eugene, same as CCM, I’m just too damn lazy to actually sign in and reply to your blog. Anyway, I’ll attach my comments here.

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You see Eugene, neither us knows the background even before farkingsmelly. But think about this, when you start realizing that he is being calculative, subconsciously, you’re being calculative as well. You are calculating and remembering every complaints, and negative responses from him. I won’t say that he is a nice guy, neither would I say that you are nice. And according to your blog, I don’t see anything to forgive, but definitely things to forget. In a general glance, he did sound overreacted. And for JJ to actually listen to what he said, that must hurt a lot. But everything in this world abides the law of causality, cause & effect relationship. Ever wonder why he responded like that? Ever wonder why you blog this out and share it with the public as your means of expression? The answer is….. causality…

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Since noone actually knows what has happened before farkingsmelly, i guess nobody has a justifiable comment to actually state out their suggestions…

Eih, friends & relatives… brothers & sisters….. My niece will be turning 2 years old this Saturday, 19th of Aug 2006.

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With a budget of RM50, what in the world should I get her? I was thinking of probably a can of milk powder or a huge bag of diapers for her mother instead. Ngek Ngek! What? Not ideal, but practical mah… Then I decided not to As there is no remembrance value in drinking the milk i bought for her, or past motioning on the my diaper present.

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Help me wei!! What are your suggestions?

WRONG! Literated people can be uneducated. This was so well proven after I crash my car in Universiti Malaya.

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I was stuck inside a traffic jam in UM, on the convocation day. When I tried turning right to the carpark, 2 machas on a bike crashed on my car. Saw them flewing and saw great potential in a brand new movie "Macha Returns" fully produced by Bollywood to complement "Superman Returns". Anyway…

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Without hesitation, I went out of the car and my first question was "Are you alright? Do you need medical attention?" I’ve been asking this so many times but they did not response. The machas were bleeding on their legs, and as soon as they got up, the sky was filled with the F*ck word, such as "Why didn’t you f*cking stop?, why didn’t you f*cking signal? This is a campus and i’ve been riding my bike here for years, how can you f*cking drive like that? Because you’re reckless I have to f*cking attend the convo like this!!"

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With all the f*ck circling around, i stopped caring and responded "Seems like you’re fine to me, let’s pull over…"

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So here we go, arguing whos right or wrong. They claimed that I did not signal, responded "I did signalled, why couldn’t you see my signals?" I signalled, but machas were to blind to see. Then they made claims that I did not stop, and go, before I turn. Then I invited them to enjoy the scenery. It was a certified bumper-to-bumper crawl and I asked them to explain, with the combined brains of 2 university graduates, how in the world that I have not stopped in a situation like this. They went silence.

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2 Machas were kind enough to say this "Ok! 2 options for you!! Either you pay for my bike, or, I SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!!" I responded, " So where’s the nearest police station?" Machas went silence.

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With me, doing the talking all the time, machas broke their silence by "Get lost now before I kill you!!!" I responded, "Its just an accident, why do you wanna kill me?" Macha went furious and took his damaged bike away…

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So, they are literate, in fact, i congratulate them for graduating in UM. But they have successfully embarassed the good name and standards of UM with all the vulgars and threats which I do not see displayed by the UM students that I know.

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Shame on you 2 machas… shame on you….. I hope you learn not to talk big went your vehicle, registered in Johor, try to show big time and talk big, to the owner of the vehicle, registered in Wilayah Persekutuan, which you crashed, in KL.

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Dear machas… not everyone is as patience as me you know…?

Friday night? This Friday’s morning already worse than my Monday mornings. After I drop off my beloved girlfriend at work. I settled down for my breakfast. Had a nice mee goreng with sunny-side-up on it + a nice cold cuppa ice coffee.

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When I wanted to get back to my car, I noticed blue paint on my right-rear door. I curse the blue vehicle that did this and I wish some punk brat would get drunk and start spraying cans after cans of red paint onto that vehicle.

1) What do I think, when the authorities trespassed a private property and open fire on 11 dogs, killing them cold bloodedly in front of the owner?

Dare not comments…..

2) What do I think, when Tsunami hits Jawa and caused a death toll of the hundreds, and yet, our newspapers front pages are about Siti’s wedding?

No balls to comments…..

3) What do I think, when Israeliwar planes continue to shell Lebanon soil and discemminating innocent Lebanese children, leaving many buried, dead or alive, or eventually going to die civilians, AND STILL, we’re talking about weddings in front pages?

Too scared put my comments…..

4) What do I think, about any reason behind why is there a prolonged insecured environment and negligence in Wangsa Maju until a touching case, where a college student called home before his final breathe after being slashed by robbers?

Don’t ask me for comments…..

5) What would YOU think, that for every questions above, I’m in denial to lay down my comments?

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Well…..