Dear friends,
I’m shutting down this blog site permanently - I’ve decided to migrate to http://kelvinthong.blogspot.com, rebuilding the entire blog, and bombarding it with all my tasteless sense of humour. See you guys there!
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I thank you in advance for updating your bookmarks & favourites respectively.
Cheers,
KT
If you are looking for questions such as "How often do you masturbate in a month?" or "What was your age when you initially broke your virginity?"
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Sorry hor! You can maybe find it elsewhere… or maybe in my later blogs =P
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It has got to suck real bad for me to seat in front of my PC blogging on a public holida. BUT, I just need to get this outta my head!
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About an hour ago, I sent out a mass SMS to a selected pool of guy friends. Below was the question that I have prompted:
"Dude, I have a question. When was the last time u brought your mother out? Say for a walk, shopping n etc?"
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I have sent this out to 14 people and I’ve got… 13 RESPONDENTS!!!
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Below are their replies:
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Respondent A : Went for makan two weeks back i think.
Respondent B : Hello. Who is this? (Thiew lei!! $*(!#%$&%*^ RUBIN!!) - (Then I replied, identifying myself)
Respondent B : Can’t remember. Not in a long time. -_-
Respondent C : Last Sunday. Why?
Respondent D : Erm, 1 month ago? Why?
Respondent E : Last month. We went shopping for new year’s clothes.
Respondent F : Many times. Mom is close to me. Why again?
Respondent G : Every Sunday for dinner.
Respondent H : My mother? Usually my dad do that
Respondent I : Every time she comes to USJ. Y?
Respondent J : I’m climbing now…
Respondent K : Since I was a virgin? (THE MOTHER OF ALL ANSWERS!!)
Respondent L : Huh.. not even a single time.
Respondent M : (He called back!! For a moment, I was so glad that he actually took the effort to call back just to consult and advice me!!"
KT : "Hi there! How are you?"
Respondent M : "Hi there… who is this?"
KT : -_-
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So, since so many of u asked me “WHY”. Here is the reason…
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This morning, my sister came to me and asked me to go to Chin Swee temple in Genting highland together-gether with the family.
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Being the lazy me and not keen at all to hang out with a 4 year old toddler (my niece). I declined without thinking. My sister asked again & again, I declined again & again.
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She then asked me a simple question. When she was asking, I SWEAR TO GOD she almost looked like…
Basically, I declined too. It really pisses her off, I think. Anyway, that question got me into thinking. It really has been a while since I hang out with my mom. GOD I FELT SO GUILTY!!
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So, after a self review and some advices from good friends, I have made a decision to bring my mom out for a good meal this weekend.
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BUT WAIT!!!!! I’VE EARLIER ON GIVEN MY PROMISE TO GO DOWN TO JB THIS WEEKEND!!
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Hence, I took the gamble to cancel off my JB trip and of course, in this situation, pleasing someone else means disappointing the other one.
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So, what else? Kena whack left, right, center lar!! And I got this reminder that I’m poor at decision making. AGAIN, a comment that got me into thinking.
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This call for another round of self-review… and perhaps, I‘m indeed an impulsive decision maker.
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Being an impulsive decision maker will definitely stops me from one day being an effective leader. To my understanding, a leader must be prepared to make critical decisions everyday. YES!! The ability to be DECISIVE BUT NOT HASTY is the utmost important value of a leader. And YES, we all understand that other strengths can be neglected once you have that, right?
To me… the election fever has yet to dissolve =P
While most are eyeing for more updates about post election stuffs, the news that aggressive criminals robbing taxis from the drivers caught my attention.
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They are just SAGAs!! And they are probably as old as the robbers. Then again, if them drug addicts can sell it off for a pack of drug, they will still do it.
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Cari makan nowadays damn tough. And them drug addicts are robbing the rice bowls outta cab drivers. Some cabs are even rented. So, what can they do? Upgrade their cars, maybe?
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Hmmm… this MIGHT just work though
IF, you feel that the events in The Da Vinci Code is the greatest cover up in human history,
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Be prepared… be VERY prepared, as what will be announced by the 5th of March 2008 will make the above fictional controversy a SIDESHOW.
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… stay tuned
Mr. Chen,
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I came across your blog http://www.clotinc.com/blogs/public/edc/ Seems that you’re having some problems with sex scandal rumours spreading like wildfire?
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If you ever come across here, seek no further as i’ve got 2 HEAVY WEIGHT KILLA’ LINES serving as guidance that is applicable for ANYONE!
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Other than being so ever busy in the entertainment industry, thou shalt look at international news and dig out your archieve of sex scandal countermeasures kit.
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But to highlight the BEST-EST I know of, just response with either 1 below.
For international audience, just say…
“My fellow Americans fans, I did not have sex with that woman those women”
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For local annoying paparazzis, hit ‘em hard with…
“It looks like me,
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I mean, yeah, you are a helluva celebrity, but if the above 2 can work for a PRESIDENT & a LAWYER with DATUK status ship, actor not so big time only mah right?
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Anyway, all the best trying!it sounds like me, but…
Ironic to talk about cheese when the year of rat is about to come? I thought so too…
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On the other day, while shopping with Brendon @ 1U, we failed to get any CNY clothes of our likings, or more to brendon’s likings…
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Anyway, we spent some time in MPH and i went through 2 self-help books. 1 of ‘em is the one who may have heard of quite oftenly - "Who Moved My Cheese?"
In_a nutshell, I find this book to be helpful for those needing advices when facing changes.
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Its a simple book and all you have to remember from it would be…
and it actually reads…
Yeah. I realize i do not come out with interesting articles anymore. Why?
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Cuz it is almost impossible for me to measure whether if anyone reads my blog.
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I humbly ask for those who have stopped by to leave a comment. Just a simple one like "I WAS HERE" or something of that sort. At least i’ll get an indicator whether to keep this page alive or not.
The sun shines on you. If you are a male boar, you would do very well. Your people relations are good. You are romantic. However, you may have many small ailments, especially to do with digestion.
| WORK : |
This is a powerful year for you. Your mind is clear. You should be a planner or expand your business. You favor businesses to do with people, entertainment. You also favor starting up a new business. |
| WEALTH : |
Your income stream is strong. If your business has to do with people relations, you would do even better financially. |
| ROMANCE: |
You would have plenty of romances. If you are single, you should consider marriage. If you are married, you would be even more loving. Because you attract people to you, be careful not to get carried away. |
| HEALTH : |
Be careful of your digestion problems. There may be many small ailments. Rest well and exercise well. |
